“I looked over at Gourry. There was something I’d been meaning to talk to him about.
“Gourry?” I asked, hoping I could get his attention.
“Mm?” he mumbled, slurping from his plate of pasta.
Just say it, Lina. Since when does he ever pay attention?
“Actually,” I began, then paused. “I’d like you to, well…keep me company tonight.”
I heard a couple of utensils drop onto plates. Amelia gasped. “Lina-san!” she cried. “That’s very…direct of you!”
“Ah,” Xelloss sighed, his smile taking on entirely new levels of creepy. “It seems that spring has finally arrived.”
I spat out my stew. “Hey!” I choked as I wiped my mouth. “That’s NOT what I meant!” I whipped my head to Gourry, but he’d already gone flush. “Why are you blushing?” I shrieked.
“Uh…” Gourry scratched his head uncomfortably. “Well, when a man and a woman love each other very-“
“NO!” I made sure to cut him off before he said ANOTHER WORD. “I meant I wanted to get in some extra sword practice! What is wrong with all of you!”
Amelia knitted her brow in puzzlement. “Huh?”
Xelloss raised an eyebrow. “Non-euphemistic sword practice?”
“YES!”
Amelia and Xelloss exchanged disappointed glances.”
—     Hajime Kanzaka - Vezendi’s Shadow


Osobiście myślałam, że umrę ze śmiechu.
Ponadto potwierdza to moją teorię, jakoby Xellos był małym zboczkiem.